Tuesday, 26 October 2010

GAEMS

Good morning gentlemen!

I know I haven't posted in a while, I'm a very bad man. On the plus side, I have returned to bless you all with my ramblings.

So, what have you chaps been getting up to over the weekend?



I got Fallout 3 (PC) at the recommendation of a pal; I know, I'm a little behind the times. I've been playing it a lot over the past few days, and I'm really enjoying it so far. If I knew Bethesda were the ones behind Fallout 3 I would've been on the bandwagon a long time ago. Yes, I love Bethesda. The story is great so far, and combat is quite challenging at times which is a nice change from most games. I also enjoy the setting, particularly the music. I can't wait to get New Vegas when I've finished this one, but I gather it could take me some time as I have the GOTY Edition, with all the DLC included.

Question time! Have any of you played Fallout 3 or New Vegas? What are your opinions on the older titles that were PC/Mac exclusive?

Tuesday's "woman for you to ogle at" is..

Emma Frain, apparently;



Tuesday, 19 October 2010

PREFERENCES.

We all have preferences in life. Some of us like our egg yokes hard, others like them soft. Some ladies wax their legs, while others shave. Some of you prefer the efficiency of a German Audi over the exoticness of an Italian Ferrari.

My question to you gentlemen is this; what is your preference in terms of (sexual) partners? I'm assuming you're all classy scholars, so I expect to see a wide variety of tastes and styles. We're not really talking about your one night stand preferences, those are boring; I want to know your long-term relationship partner preferences.

We're talking looks, interests, personality types, style, beliefs, the lot.

My preferences are;
  • Petite and cute; preferably brunette, though I also enjoy blondes and girls with unnaturally dyed hair (i.e. vibrant red / peroxide blonde - provided she can pull it off )
  • Good sense of style and hygiene is a must
  • Interest in literature and film
  • Fairly fucked-up sense of humour (can handle my "politically incorrect" jokes and remarks, as well as my laughing at the misfortune of others [video related])
  • Easy-going; doesn't stress out too easily, can just chill out and take life as it comes
  • Loves music, gigs, and clubbing.
  • Fairly liberal in terms of political leanings / lifestyle choices (i.e. OK with recreational drug use, drinking alcohol recreationally, sex before marriage, accepting of homosexual relationships, etc.)
  • Introverted, but able to stand up for her beliefs when challenged.
I've been in a relationship for the best part of a year now, and pretty much all of my boxes have been ticked. I'm a rather lucky man and I know it.

Get posting your ideal partner preferences gentlemen. This is the man/woman you could be spending the rest of your life with, so choose carefully.

Some cute brunettes for you to gawk at;






This gave me a good chuckle, enjoy:


Thursday, 14 October 2010

FUCK THAT HURT.

Injuries.

How many of you gentlemen have broken yourself in the past? I fractured my collarbone about a year ago, and it was the single most painful experience of my life. I could feel my pulse beating where the break occurred, and it hurt like a bitch to move in any way, shape, or form.

After getting an X-Ray it was confirmed that my left clavicle had been broken in two places, and was essentially a mess between the two breaks.


For the months that ensued I was in a fair amount of pain, I think I was on Co-Codamol 30mg for a while. I would often wake up in the middle of the night in agony after having rolled onto the affected area. The worst thing in the aftermath was showering; trying to lift your arm to wash your gentlemanly pits was excruciatingly painful.

I also had shitty School attendance for a couple of weeks while I was laid up in bed barely able to move; hardly ideal for your Upper Sixth year.

So, what injuries have you bros experienced in your lifetime? How painful or serious were they? Do you still have any problems? (I have a stiff neck) Did you, or are you intending on taking those responsible to court?

I'd take her to court, ifyaknowwhatimean:

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

THE WILDERNESS (DOWNTOWN)

'sup fuckers?


It's an interactive website, built using HTML5. It impressed me, so I figured I'd post it here and see what you gentlemen make of it.

For best results use Google Chrome; Firefox works horridly, I haven't tested IE.

It's worth installing Chrome just to experience this, even if you never use it again.

I'll link you again, just because I'm such a gentleman.

Enjoy bros!

Mandatory diddies;


Sunday, 10 October 2010

Good Afternoon, Gentlemen.

I haven't posted in a bit as I've been a tad busy this weekend, but in the next hour or so I intend on catching up on all the blogs I'm following. I've been doing a hell of a lot of exercise since I'm no longer ill, I spent time with the missus, played around with Sony Vegas, studied quite a bit, watched a fuckton of House, and played battlefield. So, what have you gentlemen been up to this weekend? Post below.

Here's a Bad Company 2 video I made on vegas, enjoy, or don't:



Oh and I couldn't forget the daily dosage of diddies:


Tuesday, 5 October 2010

THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY.

OH LAWDS MY DICK IS COVERED IN NOSTALGIA.

(This is the first of a series of posts on nostalgia).

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

Damn bros, I love this song / video. Has to be one of my favourites ever, just for the sheer "wat." factor, and general awesomeness. I hadn't heard this tune for a while, then out of the blue a friend of mine had it on in his car; I nostalgia'd so hard that I'm 12 and what is this?







Enjoy the tune bros.

My question to you is this however gentlemen - which songs make you nostalgia hard? Preferably they will have an added "wat." factor, though this is not a requirement.


SUDDENLY, NOSTALGIA-TITS.

Tanya, Red Alert 2


AND...

(Some slut dressed as) Chun Li, Street Fighter.




Monday, 4 October 2010

Classy As Fuck.

You're a classy gentleman, right? Of course you are bro, damn.

Check this shit out.

It's pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Leave this mother open while you lurk, and you can experience the sounds of rainfall, coupled with some classy jazz. You can even enjoy the visual experience of a gentleman's fire, if you so desire.

Yep, this is classy. Enjoy bros.

You didn't think I'd forget the classy titties did you?

Classy.