Thursday, 30 September 2010

YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD..

.. WHO JUST SUMMONED A LEVEL 65 SLUT.


Anyway. Some of you have most likely seen this before, but to those who haven't, brace yourselves; it's a GMOD video put together by a couple of Scotsmen, and it's fucking fantastic. A friend of mine brought it to my attention a couple of weeks ago. The first minute or so is misleading, having the viewer assume the video will be utter repetitive shite. Things get considerably better as the video progresses however, and it had me pissing myself (literally, shit did not go down well) towards the end - all this, despite the fact that I think Harry Potter is for shitters. Enjoy gentlemen.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 - Vietnam

Dose of relatively SFW ladymeat, as standard:



Moving on.

This (relatively) new trailer has me itching to play, the cinematics and soundtrack are fantastic. If bubble choppers are a vehicle option I'll be sooooo happy.




New maps, weapons, vehicles, factions and swearing yanks, what's not to like?

Thoughts, loyal readers?

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

You Know What Time It Is.

Obligatory tits;


GAEM TIME.

I play everything from RTS, to FPS, to sports games. For a full-ish list, see my xfire profile.

Currently I mostly play Battlefield Bad Company 2, and a little TF2 or L4D2 from time to time; all PC master race, naturally.





Feel free to add me in BC2 if you like. If you want to add me on steam just shoot a message and I'll give you my addy. I mostly only play TF2/L4D2 on Steam, and I used to be big into CS:S back in the day, but would be up for a game sometime.

So, what games do you play bros?

Post below!

Check this out, you depressing bastards.


Diddies.

So, just how
depressed are you miserable fucks?

The internet has an answer. (it's a link)

My fairly boring results:

DisorderYour Score
Major Depression:Very Slight
Dysthymia:Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder:Very Slight
Cyclothymia:Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:N/A
Take the Depression Test

Enjoy Bros, and post your depressing results below.

AUDIO PICNIC.

Check this shit out.

It's Northern Ireland's Number One Podcast. You know that shit's good.

My summary; an amazing blend of music from many genres, hilarious anecdotes and a variety of pieces from four comedic geniuses.

No review will do these men justice, they are all that is wrong with the world to many people - yet to me they are the upholders of truth, they are a bastion of justice, they are a tiny flicker of hope in the dying fire of modern comedy. They are fucking class, and you should listen, now.

My rating? Fucking listen to the podcasts and enjoy the site's many other features.. No doubt you'll be greeted by a pair of tits on the homepage, so just be prepared for that one Chief.

God speed, Gentlemen.

Read this (Please)

HOLY SHIT.


Filthy Bastards. Now that I have your attention, fine scholars, feel free to read on.

This is the first post on my blog (durr). Best make it a good one, or my 1 follower might just lose interest.

So, what the hell is this blog all about? Well I'll give you the low-down.

I will most likely be posting interesting anecdotes about my daily encounters, as well as memorable events that have happened to me in the past; perhaps a collection of humourous quotes too short to warrant an entire post on their own.

I will also be posting reviews (and then some, if you know what I mean. eh? eh..?) of music, television, and other "media-related material" I happen to come across in my travels (cough).

I may review the odd piece of technology I buy; be that a new phone, a television, a PC game or even a SNES game. I'm undecided on all of this thus far, so we'll see what I can be bothered doing / what you fucks want, shall we?

I'll also definitely be linking to interesting shit I find online, which could range from being a blog I deem worthy of posting, to some hardcore midget wrestling porn bloopers.

The world is my osyter, and I, good sirs, intend to shit in that oyster.

I may also be soliciting the help of my close pals to keep the blog updated if they feel like it (you lazy wankers,) I guess we'll just have to see how that pans out though. Or not. Whatever.